For those who spend too much time in front of a monitor.
Is the net your home?
BTW, FWIW, IMHO, AFAIK, yes. OTOH, AAMOF, maybe not. YMMV.
Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind - boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it. - Gene Spafford,1992
Calm down -- it's only ones and zeroes.
Yip yip yip yip yap yap yip *BANG* --- NO TERRIER
Dawn is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
Spam of the future: "For temporary relief of nymphomania reply to this email."
A much wittier reply came to mind immediately after I clicked the 'Send' button.
Freedom of speech is wonderful - right up there with the freedom not to listen.
The Web isn't better than sex, but sliced bread is in serious trouble.
He who laughs last is at 300 baud.
Email is packaged by intellectual weight, not volume. Some settling of contents may have occurred during transmission.
The e-mail of the species is deadlier than the mail.
A 14.4 modem makes you want to get out and push!
Don't make me use uppercase...
A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those from?
You know when you've been online too long when...You say BRB because you're going somewhere.
There is an old saying that if a million monkeys typed on a million keyboards for a million years, eventually all the works of Shakespeare would be produced. Now, thanks to Usenet, we know this is not true.
"Can I Get Online Dot Com ?" --Allison (age 4)
The truth is out there? Does anyone know the URL?
Home is where you hang your @
Murphy's best friend was a computer.
I couldn't afford a cool signature, so I just got this one.
Someday I'll find that peer and reset his connection!
Seen on the back of a dirty car: washme.com
Yo' momma's .sig is so big, she's got to use a full screen editor just to edit it!
