The Geography of a Woman :



Between the ages of 18 - 21
a woman is like Africa or Australia.
She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.

Between the ages of 21 - 30
a woman is like America or Japan.
Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars.

Between the ages of 30 - 35,
she is like India or Spain.
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.

Between the ages of 35 - 40
a woman is like France or Argentina.
She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between the ages of 40 - 50
she is like Yugoslavia or Afghanistan.
She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between the ages of 50 - 60
she is like Russia or Canada.
Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically un-patrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away.

Between the ages of 60 - 70
a woman is like England or Mongolia.
With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.

After 70,
they become Albania.
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.





The Geography of a Man :

Between the ages of 15 - 70
a man is like Iraq......ruled by a dick.






Tilbage

detdan.dk