Online computer users often engage in what is affectionately known as
"cyber sex." Often the fantasies typed into keyboards and shared through
Internet phone lines get pretty raunchy. However, as you'll see below,
one of the two cyber-surfers in the following transcript of an online chat
doesn't seem to quite get the point of cyber sex.
Then again, maybe he does...
| Wellhung | : | Hello, Sweetheart, what do you look like?? |
| Sweetheart | : | I'm wearing a red silk blouse, a mini skirt, and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned to perfection, my measurements are 36-24-36, what do you look like ? |
| Wellhung | : | I'm 6'3" and 250 pounds, I wear glasses and I am wearing an old pair of sweat pants and a T-shirt..... |
| Sweetheart | : | I want you. Would you like to screw me ? |
| Wellhung |
: | Yes please. |
| Sweetheart | : | We're in my bedroom with soft music playing and lighted some
perfumed candles on my bedside table, I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand is working its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge. |
| Wellhung | : | I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat. |
| Sweetheart | : | I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest. |
| Wellhung | : | Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling. |
| Sweetheart | : | I'm moaning softly. |
| Wellhung | : | I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly. |
| Sweetheart | : | I'm throwing my head back in pleasure, I'm rubbing and pulling faster at your bulge. |
| Wellhung |
: | My hand jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse, I'm so sorry. |
| Sweetheart | : | Thats ok it wasn't too expensive. |
| Wellhung | : | I'll pay for it. |
| Sweetheart | : | Don't worry about it. I'm wearing a black lacy bra, my soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder. |
| Wellhung | : | I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra, I think its stuck, do you have any scissors ? |
| Sweetheart | : | I take your hand and kiss it softly. I'm reaching back undoing the clasp on my bra. It slides off my body, the air caresses my my breasts. My nipples are erect for you. |
| Wellhung | : | How did you do that ?? I'm picking the bra up examining the clasp. |
| Sweetheart | : | I'm arching my back. Oh baby I want to feel your tongue all over me. |
| Wellhung | : | I'm dropping the bra and kissing your, you know Err breasts. They're neat |
| Sweetheart | : | I'm running my fingers through your hair and nibbling your ear. |
| Wellhung | : | Oh dear - I just sneezed and its all over your breasts..... |
| Sweetheart | : | What ? |
| Wellhung | : | I'm so sorry. |
| Sweetheart | : | I'm wiping my breasts with the remains of my blouse. |
| Wellhung | : | I'm taking your wet blouse from you and dropping it on the floor. |
| Sweetheart | : | OK. I'm pulling down your pants and rubbing your hard tool. |
| Wellhung | : | I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold !! YEEEEEEEEEE ! |
| Sweetheart | : | I'm pulling up my mini skirt and taking off my panties. |
| Wellhung | : | I'm helping to pull down your panties. My tongue is going all over you...ummm....aaaa .... wait a minute. |
| Sweetheart | : | Whats the matter ??? |
| Wellhung | : | I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking. |
| Sweetheart | : | Are you ok ??? |
| Wellhung | : | I'm having a coughing fit. |
| Sweetheart | : | Can I help ?? |
| Wellhung | : | I'm running to the kitchen choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup, where do you keep your cups??? |
| Sweetheart | : | In the cabinet to the right of the sink. |
| Wellhung | : | I'm drinking a cup of water. There thats better. |
| Sweetheart | : | Come back to me lover. |
| Wellhung | : | I'll just wash the cup. |
| Sweetheart | : | I'm on the bed arching for you. |
| Wellhung | : | I'm putting the cup away, and walking back to you. Wait, its dark i'm lost. Where's the bedroom ? |
| Sweetheart | : | Last door on the left. |
| Wellhung | : | I found it. |
| Sweetheart | : | I'm moaning, I want you so badly. |
| Wellhung | : | So do I. |
| Sweetheart | : | I kiss you passionately, our naked bodies pressed close. |
| Wellhung | : | Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts ..... ouch. |
| Sweetheart | : | Take off your glasses. |
| Wellhung | : | Ok i'll put them on the night table, but I don't see well without them. |
| Sweetheart | : | I'm bending over the bed, Give it to me baby. |
| Wellhung |
: | I have to pee. Im fumbling my way blindly towards the bathroom. |
| Sweetheart | : | Hurry back to me lover. |
| Wellhung | : | I find the bathroom and its dark. I lift the lid. |
| Sweetheart | : | I'm waiting for you lover. |
| Wellhung | : | I'm done i'm feeling for the flush handle, I can't find it, Uh-oh !! |
| Sweetheart | : | Now whats the matter ??? |
| Wellhung | : | Oh dear, I've peed in your laundry basket, So sorry. I'm walking back to the bedroom now , blindly feeling my way. |
| Sweetheart | : | Mmmmmmmmmm, yes, come on |
| Wellhung | : | OK I'm going to put my... you know....thing... into your woman thing. |
| Sweetheart | : | Yes do it, baby, do it. |
| Wellhung | : | I'm touching your smooth bum. It feels so nice.... I kiss your neck.... Ummm,eeehh,i'm having a little trouble here. |
| Sweetheart | : | I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second.Slide it in me.Screw me now !!! |
| Wellhung | : | I'm flaccid. |
| Sweetheart | : | What ??? |
| Wellhung | : | I'm limp I can't sustain an erection. |
| Sweetheart | : | I'm standing up with an incredulous look on my face... |
| Wellhung | : | I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face. I'm reaching for my glasses to see whats wrong. |
| Sweetheart | : | Never mind.... i'm getting dressed in my nasty wet blouse. |
| Wellhung | : | No, wait I'm feeling for my glasses and knocking over your candles. |
| Sweetheart | : | I'm now putting on my shoes. |
| Wellhung | : | I've found my glasses. Oh, no the candle has set light to your curtain, I'm pointing to it with a shocked look |
| Sweetheart | : | Go to hell. I'm logging off - you loser. |
| Wellhung | : | Now the carpet is on fire !!!!!!!!!!!!Noooooooooooooooooooooo |
| Sweetheart | : | >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> |
